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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Mon 24 Sep - 13:19

A visiting music lover wanders into a back alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs.

"Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," Says the shop owner, "and a thousand dollars more for the story behind it."

"You can keep the story, old man," He replies, "But I'll take the rat."

The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze rat under his arm. As he crosses the street in front of the store, two live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him. Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him.

By the time he's walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his heels, and people begin to point and shout. He walks even faster, and soon breaks into a trot as multitudes of rats swarm from sewers, basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars. Rats by the thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt. No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously, now not just thousands but millions, so that by the time he comes rushing up to the water's edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him.

Making a mighty leap, he jumps up onto a light post, grasping it with one arm while he hurls the bronze rat into San Francisco Bay with the other, as far as he can heave it. Pulling his legs up and clinging to the light post, he watches in amazement as the seething tide of rats surges over the breakwater into the sea, where they drown. Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop.

"Ah, so you've come back for the rest of the story," Says the owner.

"No," says the music lover, "I was wondering if you have a bronze Electric Guitar Player."
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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Tue 25 Sep - 20:43

Op mijn werk werd een soortgelijke joke verteld, maar de clue was een beeldje van een Marokkaan... Not so funny.

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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Thu 27 Sep - 21:18

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=rjbwHo1kNTU&mode=related&search=

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=EjqtG8kglrw&mode=related&search=

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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Sun 9 Mar - 20:02

Wel this sure socks!
http://truckbearingkibble.com/comic/2007/01/11/asockolypse-now/

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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Mon 24 Mar - 9:08


Hah! Daar heeft ie niet van trug, smug bastard! :p

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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Tue 1 Apr - 10:44

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/A+Walk+In+The+Woods/

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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Sun 27 Apr - 13:41


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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Sat 7 Jun - 21:22


Shredder wants to get in Bebop and Rocksteady's action. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Sun 3 Aug - 22:23

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=zENZ66mJv0M&NR=1

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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Sat 16 Aug - 17:27

Yngwie f*ck*n Malmsteen is nog niet eens het floshke aan het kussen op de voetbank van de échte gitaargoden... Evil or Very Mad

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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Sat 29 Nov - 15:53

Niet echt een joke, eerder een leuke quote.

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No Windows, No Gates and Apache Inside. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: De mopjespaal   Tue 17 Mar - 22:10

Oud maar daarom niet minder waar!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/11/28/

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