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eXecoV
Admin
Number of posts: 407
Age: 24
Registration date: 2006-04-17
 |  Subject: jokes galore  Thu 11 Jan - 12:13 | |
| let's post some jokes up here aye? for starters : Finding the difference between Potentially and Realistically... Johnny came home from school and went to his dad. "Dad" he said "I have to find out the difference between potentially and realistically." His dad thought about it for a moment and replied "Go ask your mom if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister and finally ask your brother." So Johnny went to ask his mother. "Mom, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Yes, I could send you kids to a good School with that money." his mom replied. Then he asked his sister. "Yes! Brad Pitt is so hot!" she said. Finally he asked his brother and he replied. "Yes, do you know how much stuff I could buy with that much money?" Johnny thought about it for a few days, then his dad asked him "Well son, did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" "Yes, I think I did." he replied. "Potentially you and I are sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with two whores and a queer." |
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Tuttermuts
Admin
Number of posts: 1035
Age: 24
location: The outland borders of nowhere Playing: Guitar or on sombodys zenuwen
Registration date: 2006-04-17
| | Subject: Re: De mopjespaal Mon 5 Feb - 21:05 | |
| Coconuts? -Nah I already went bananas! (homemade jokes  )
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Nay, I don't pirate warez of various softy's, I be surfing the vast seas with linux! -"Docter ik heb last van erectiestoornissen. *Aha, vertel.* Ja docter, op sommige mommenten storen ze mij"
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Blackheart
crows nest
Number of posts: 155
Age: 28
location: The Bermuda Triangle
Registration date: 2006-04-19
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Tuttermuts
Admin
Number of posts: 1035
Age: 24
location: The outland borders of nowhere Playing: Guitar or on sombodys zenuwen
Registration date: 2006-04-17
| | Subject: Re: De mopjespaal Mon 19 Mar - 20:01 | |
| Wat zegt ne pirate als hij de klein manne vant tschool gaat halen? GET IN THE CAAAAAARRRRR!
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Nay, I don't pirate warez of various softy's, I be surfing the vast seas with linux! -"Docter ik heb last van erectiestoornissen. *Aha, vertel.* Ja docter, op sommige mommenten storen ze mij"
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Tuttermuts
Admin
Number of posts: 1035
Age: 24
location: The outland borders of nowhere Playing: Guitar or on sombodys zenuwen
Registration date: 2006-04-17
| | Subject: Re: De mopjespaal Mon 2 Apr - 20:59 | |
| Gekregen van onzere maat Birt 
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Nay, I don't pirate warez of various softy's, I be surfing the vast seas with linux! -"Docter ik heb last van erectiestoornissen. *Aha, vertel.* Ja docter, op sommige mommenten storen ze mij"
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Galatorn
swash buckler
Number of posts: 615
Age: 30
location: Royal City of Antwerp
Registration date: 2006-08-01
| | Subject: Re: De mopjespaal Tue 3 Apr - 22:44 | |
| Voila !! Weer één der wereldproblemen opgelost door Pirates. Moeten er nog meer bewijzen zijn ? Voor mij alvast niet !!  _________________  Yaaarrring the vast seas of Internet  The thing about binary humor is, it either IS funny, or it's NOT... |
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Tuttermuts
Admin
Number of posts: 1035
Age: 24
location: The outland borders of nowhere Playing: Guitar or on sombodys zenuwen
Registration date: 2006-04-17
| | Subject: Re: De mopjespaal Thu 26 Apr - 9:21 | |
| http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=232This maar dat get weet gij allen! 
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Nay, I don't pirate warez of various softy's, I be surfing the vast seas with linux! -"Docter ik heb last van erectiestoornissen. *Aha, vertel.* Ja docter, op sommige mommenten storen ze mij"
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Tuttermuts
Admin
Number of posts: 1035
Age: 24
location: The outland borders of nowhere Playing: Guitar or on sombodys zenuwen
Registration date: 2006-04-17
| | Subject: De mopjespaal Sat 1 Sep - 18:10 | |
| conversatie tussen twee kerels die mekaar tegen komen: 1: Zeg moete nu iswa weten, kheb gisteren menne piet in de fik gestoken. 2: No way?! En deed da zeer? 1: Ja weetikveel, moete aan de fik vragen he.
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Nay, I don't pirate warez of various softy's, I be surfing the vast seas with linux! -"Docter ik heb last van erectiestoornissen. *Aha, vertel.* Ja docter, op sommige mommenten storen ze mij"
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Tuttermuts
Admin
Number of posts: 1035
Age: 24
location: The outland borders of nowhere Playing: Guitar or on sombodys zenuwen
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Galatorn
swash buckler
Number of posts: 615
Age: 30
location: Royal City of Antwerp
Registration date: 2006-08-01
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Tuttermuts
Admin
Number of posts: 1035
Age: 24
location: The outland borders of nowhere Playing: Guitar or on sombodys zenuwen
Registration date: 2006-04-17
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Galatorn
swash buckler
Number of posts: 615
Age: 30
location: Royal City of Antwerp
Registration date: 2006-08-01
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Tuttermuts
Admin
Number of posts: 1035
Age: 24
location: The outland borders of nowhere Playing: Guitar or on sombodys zenuwen
Registration date: 2006-04-17
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Galatorn
swash buckler
Number of posts: 615
Age: 30
location: Royal City of Antwerp
Registration date: 2006-08-01
| | Subject: Re: De mopjespaal Sun 23 Sep - 22:38 | |
| Urbanus roelt zooooo hard !!!  "En omdat jullie zo braaf geweest zijn, krijgen jullie vandaag maar een half pakske slaag !" _________________ Yaaarrring the vast seas of Internet The thing about binary humor is, it either IS funny, or it's NOT... |
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vortigern
swash buckler
Number of posts: 2192
Age: 29
location: Cybertron
Registration date: 2006-04-17
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